I have a theory that there's a dad joke gene that is connected to the Y chromosome and gets turned on when a bloke hits 30. And once they start, it's kinda hard to get them to stop! Here's some more fuel for the fire:
- What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent.
- Why did the maths book look so sad? Because it had so many problems.
- What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
- What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom.
- What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost.
- What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
- What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
- What do you call a snowman with a six pack? An abdominal snowman.
- What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.