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The first five days after the weekend are the hardest. Over the years, all I want to do is smack them in the face. Sound like someone you know?

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called "I'm not a morning person" and name all the drinks angrily. Like "Can I get a Fuck you?" or "I'm Studying for finals" or "a My In-laws are in town".

If Monday had a face, I would punch it. There it is. I said it. God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.