24 messages for the Mondays in your life
24 messages for when you lose your shit
24 inappropriate thoughts for almost everyone in your life
24 Colourful ways to use the F-Bomb!
24 un-fucking believable reasons to get real.
24 caffeinated comments to kick off your day
24 phrases to help you speak like a true-blue Aussie
24 reckless comments to feed your inner vixen.
24 colourful ways to drop the F bomb.
It's big, black and white with red bits
I love replacing my feelings with new clothes.
WORK TIP: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
Today's Forecast: Hot temper with scattered sarcasm and shitstorm to be expected.