Gift Giving

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Booze costs less than dinner for two. Cheers.

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Happy birthday. It's time for eating cake + drinking + opening presents + dancing on the table + getting shit-faced.

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Marriage is like a casino; you go in excited and optimistic but end up leaving drunk, broke and talking to yourself. Congrats.

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Congratufuckinglations

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Happy fucking whatever.

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I love all of you.

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Happy birthday. Let's face it: in dog years, you'd be dead.

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The best memories

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