Under the Southern Cross

Under the Southern Cross main image Under the Southern Cross image

We're a family-owned business. Well, we've always presumed we were family.

Our motto is, "Live your life as though you live in a cult." So, we did! Gee, we're a lucky bunch. Like mum always said, "Some kids only have one Dad, you've got three."

Our products are designed in Australia and dispatched from our shed by our two trained staff called "Get the Fuck Out" and "Get the Fuck Here". Most of our team live and work close by in some shit-kicking town. We think it's called, Seeyawhenimlookinatyou, which Dad used to say when he locked the door in my face.