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I love it when you call me names. I love when democracy allows me to express my true feelings. Praise the Lord. Now put your mask on.

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14/05/2020

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Funny. There's never been anything in the history of funny that's as funny as this. Apart from me. Maybe it's all fake. I love all the words and the pictures. Especially the pictures.

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13/09/2018

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