Dad Jokes

Everyone needs a laugh these days. I mean, if you didn't, you'd cry, right? So, here are 10 funny dad jokes that you can use in your cards or just to make someone laugh:

• What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
• How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
• Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
• How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
• What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
• How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.