Dad Jokes

Everyone needs a laugh these days. I mean, if you didn't, you'd cry, right? So, here are 10 funny dad jokes that you can use in your cards or just to make someone laugh:
  • What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
  • How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
  • What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  • How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
  • What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog.
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
  • How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
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