Funny birthday card ideas

If you're looking for funny birthday card ideas, you've come to the right place. Everyone deserves a laugh on their special day, especially you! Tease them about their age; compliment them on their awkwardness awesomeness; it’s the Aussie way to celebrate. So grab a pen and a card, and get ready to make someone smile with these funny birthday card ideas:

  • You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  • You're not old, you're vintage. And vintage things are valuable. Just ask any antique dealer.
  • You're one year closer to getting the senior discount. Congratulations!
  • You're not just a year older, you're a year wiser. And by wiser, I mean you know better than to argue with me.
  • You're not over the hill, you're on top of it. And the view is great from up here!
  • You're not old, you're just well seasoned. And everyone loves a good seasoning.
  • You're not getting older, you're getting better. Like cheese. Or wine. Or mold.
  • You're not old, you're classic. And classics never go out of style.
  • You’re not just a wonderful human being, you're a miracle. And by miracle, I mean you survived another year of this fucked up crazy-making world.
  • Happy birthday to someone smart, funny, and good-looking. I guess you take after me!
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