Collection: Cards
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card for every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
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X119 - Happy Birthday you cock - funny birthday card
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X116 - Happy birthday farty pants - funny birthday card
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X113 - I love you to the moon + back - irreverent love card
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X120 - Let's get shit faced - funny celebration card
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X102 - It's your big day today, hip hip hooray - inappropriate birthday card
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X114 - You are dead to us - funny farewell card
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X111 - Happy birthday. 21! It's now time to grow the fuck up! - rude greeting card
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X108 - Dirty and 30. Happy birthday - rude greeting card
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X115 - Happy birthday sexy bum - funny birthday card
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X109 - Naughty and 40. Happy birthday - rude greeting card
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X97 - I smell old people. Oh wait, that's you! - rude birthday card
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X106 - I love every bone in your body... - rude birthday card card
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X103 - Sometimes you're a dickhead but... - funny valentines day card card
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X110 - 60 and fucking fabulous. Happy birthday - rude greeting card
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X104 - Happy birthday. Does this get me a shag... -rude birthday card
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X101 - Happy birthday, you big knob! - sassy greeting card
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