Collection: Cards
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card for every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
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X34 - Dear Fucker (You Are My Friend) - Defamations Friendship Card
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X14 - Fold Your Worries Into Paper Planes (Turn Them Into Flying Fucks) - Defamations Motivation Card
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X98 - You Sexy Bitch - Defamations Birthday Card
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XC05 - You're on the naughty list - Defamations Christmas Card
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XC08 - Santa doesn't believe - Defamations Christmas Card
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XC02 - Thank f**k this year - Defamations Christmas Card
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XC07 - Santa tells me you've been... - Defamations Christmas Card
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XC03 - I saw this card and thought - Defamations Christmas Card
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X135 - Thank You For Always Being Older Than Me - Defamations Birthday Card
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X130 - Hot Stuff! - Defamations Birthday Card
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X105 - I Look at People Sometimes And Think Really!? (Sperm) - Defamations Birthday Card
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XC10 - Same shit different Christmas - Defamations Christmas Card
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X134 - I Told You Sex Would Be On The Cards So Here You Go - Defamations Birthday Card
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X129 - If You Were A Fine Wine You'd Be Bloody Expensive - Defamations Birthday Card
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X117 - 36 Muscles Are Activated Bottle Of Wine (Fitness) - Defamations Motivation Card
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X121 - I Love You To The Pub + Back! - Defamations Love Card
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