Collection: Cards
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card for every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.

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X135 - Thank You For Always Being Older Than Me - Defamations Birthday Card
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X110 - 60 + Fucking Fabulous. Happy Birthday - Defamations Birthday Card
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X98 - You Sexy Bitch - Defamations Birthday Card
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X84 - Happy Birthday You Prick - Defamations Birthday Card
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X46 - Happy Fucking (Occasion). You're Welcome - Defamations Friendship Card
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XC07 - Santa tells me you've been... - Defamations Christmas Card
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XC08 - Santa doesn't believe - Defamations Christmas Card
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X130 - Hot Stuff! - Defamations Birthday Card
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X125 - I'm So Excited A Little Bit Of Wee Came Out! - Defamations Birthday Card
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X11 - I Would Have But At Your Age You Would Piss yourself - Defamations Friendship Card
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X133 - Just When You Finally Start To Know Everything (Forget) - Defamations Birthday Card
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X115 - Happy Birthday Sexy Bum - Defamations Birthday Card
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X90 - "Siri, Remind Me To Go To The Gym" (Gin autocorrect) - Defamations Birthday Card
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X58 - 50 Is The New 30 Lying Fucking Bastard - Defamations Birthday Card
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X31 - Fuck Yeah! - Defamations Birthday Card
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X26 - "What The Fuck Do I Buy You?" Time Of The Year Again? - Defamations Birthday Card
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