Collection: Cards
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card for every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
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XC03 - I saw this card and thought - Defamations Christmas Card
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X135 - Thank You For Always Being Older Than Me - Defamations Birthday Card
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X129 - If You Were A Fine Wine You'd Be Bloody Expensive - Defamations Birthday Card
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X110 - 60 + Fucking Fabulous. Happy Birthday - Defamations Birthday Card
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X101 - You Big Knob! - Defamations Birthday Card
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X105 - I Look at People Sometimes And Think Really!? (Sperm) - Defamations Birthday Card
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X125 - I'm So Excited A Little Bit Of Wee Came Out! - Defamations Birthday Card
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X84 - Happy Birthday You Prick - Defamations Birthday Card
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XC09 - I'm dreaming of a wine - Defamations Christmas Card
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XC04 - I hope Santa's sack - Defamations Christmas Card
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X133 - Just When You Finally Start To Know Everything (Forget) - Defamations Birthday Card
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X115 - Happy Birthday Sexy Bum - Defamations Birthday Card
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X86 - Thanks. You're A Bloody Legend - Defamations Thank You Card
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X90 - "Siri, Remind Me To Go To The Gym" (Gin autocorrect) - Defamations Birthday Card
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X68 - Lots Of Love, Laughter & Cock* (*Cake - Friggin Autocorrect) - Defamations Birthday Card
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X31 - Fuck Yeah! - Defamations Birthday Card
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