Collection: Cards
Naughty, rude, irreverent, funny and wicked Defamations greeting cards will delight, demean and defame even the most prudish of people. Take the piss out of friends and family with Australia's most amusing, fucking greeting cards. There's a card for every occasion. Printed in Australia using FSC Certified Stock, which means all our cards are environmentally friendly. FSC is also the only forest certification system that requires consultation with local Indigenous Peoples to protect their rights, which is precisely how it should be. For the record, Defamations hate people who hunt wild animals for trophies, are racist and show no regard for the environment.
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X04 - I Fucking Love You - Defamations Love Card
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X127 - There's Nobody Else Quite Like You (Thank Fuck For That!) - Defamations Birthday Card
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X106 - I Love Every Bone In Your Body - Defamations Birthday Card
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X71 - Today Is All About You! Just Like Every Other Fucking Day - Defamations Birthday Card
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X124 - I Saw This Card and Thought Fuck It This Will Do - Defamations Friendship Card
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X128 - Life Would Be Totally Shit Without You - Defamations Birthday Card
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X82 - You Queen Of Fucking Everything - Defamations Birthday Card
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X79 - Let's Face It. In Dogs Years You'd Be Dead - Defamations Birthday Card
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XC01 - A big fucking Merry Christmas - Defamations Christmas Card
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X126 - You're So Lucky (Someone As Fabulous As Me) - Defamations Birthday Card
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X122 - Happy Fucking Birthday! - Defamations Birthday Card
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X123 - I Got So Excited I Drank Your Present! - Defamations Birthday Card
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X103 - Sometimes You're A Dickhead but - Defamations Love Card
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X107 - What A Beautiful Day - Defamations Birthday Card
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X113 - I Love You To The Moon + Back But ... Defamations Love Card
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X97 - I Smell Old People. Oh Wait, That's You! - Defamations Birthday Card
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